you totally want to do yoga but you totally do not want to walk into a room full of strangers and put your mat down next to, sayyyy…
“THE LOUD BREATHER”
SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
you host a yoga class at your house! or at ours. either way, you hand select who you practice with, when and where.
ORRRR YOU HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT
a bachelorette weekend, someone’s turning 50, your grandma is finally “coming out”…and you want to be part of the celebration. we do that too!
class is one hour long and will be adjusted to the level of the participants.
what if there’s one person who has practiced a whooooole lot of yoga and one who is a timid first-timer? no problem. our teachers have lots of knowledge and are able to suggest modifications for all levels to create a one-class-fits-all experience.
WE BRING THE VIBE
we can provide mats, if needed. we can bring speakers and play music, if you’d like. and we are even open to being your personal dj and playing songs you would most love to hear while sweating, swearing and sliding around on your mat.
just kidding, you’ll love it. or you won’t.
but you’ll be soooo glad you did it.
email us to schedule a class and we’ll get back to you to get the deets on when and where all that good stuff.
WE’VE GOT ANSWERS!
q: Do I need to bring my own mat?
we suggest you invest in your own yoga mat (and believe that one day you will come to love it like an old, favorite pair of jeans), but if you want to borrow one, we’re cool with that, too.
q: What do I wear to yoga class?
moveable clothing that you’d be cool sweating in. and by “cool” we mean you’re alright if they get sweaty and also “cool” as in they are of a lightweight and breathable fabric. tank tops, sports bras, shorts (probably wanna choose some with an inner lining), capris, and athletic t-shirts will all work.
q: Do you teach your classes in a certain style?
our primary focus is to cater to your group’s specific wants and needs.
but since you’re asking… our class style could best be described as vinyasa flow. you don’t have to know what that means or how to pronounce it to do it, either. just know that breathing will be a main component of the practice and movements will be structured so there are smooth transitions from one pose to the next.
q: Are all levels welcome?
absolutely. our teachers have lots n lots of experience with beginner to advanced students and believe we have something to offer every one of ‘em.
q: Do you offer online or virtual yoga classes for groups?
yep. just let us know that you’d prefer a virtual class and we’ll make it happen. you gotta wear pants, tho. none of this new zoom attire of presentable-up-top and underwear on the bottom business!
q: Do you offer packages?
if you are willing to commit to a minimum of 10 classes and pay upfront, then we are 1. proud of you for that kind of commitment and 2. definitely willing to create a package rate for you.
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